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Are you ready?

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It's beach time.

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Come on, why is your bathing suit not
on?

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You need to put your bathing suit on.

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Are you sure?

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Yes, I'm sure.

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Jessica's coming.

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I know she was supposed to, but did you
look outside?

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No!

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I really wanted to go to the beach.

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Why is it raining?

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You should still go.

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She just texted me she's not coming.

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I told you it was going to probably rain
today. I didn't think it was.

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God damn it.

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That's really upsetting.

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What the heck am I gonna do now?

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Why don't you, like, go to the mall with
her or something?

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Mall? It's so fucking boring.

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That's where all the stupid people go.

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What is there to do at the mall?

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It's boring as fuck.

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I don't know, like, put on different
kinds of lip balm or, like, buy...

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No. No, I don't do any of that.

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It's stupid.

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My little tchotchkes or something.

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I don't know what that is.

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Sparkly things.

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No.

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God.

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What am I going to do?

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Just watch TV or something. Go look at
your phone.

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That's fucking boring too. I want to go
outside and be in the sun and get a tan.

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I know I can't do that.

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It's just too long.

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I'm up.

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I drank like three Red Bulls.

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Let's get ready for the beach.

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I'm up. There's no sleeping anytime
soon.

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Okay, well, good luck, okay?

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Stop!

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Fix this!

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What's wrong with you?

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I'm...

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I am normal.

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What about me is not normal?

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I'm not weird.

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You're the weirdo

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It's ruined.

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It's completely ruined.

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I don't know anything going on.

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You're right.

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Um... Nobody else is doing something
else?

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I don't think so. I don't know. It's
raining.

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There's nothing to do.

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Yeah, that's why there's stuff to do.
There's inside places.

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Well, not the mall.

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Fuck the mall.

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Go get food with somebody or something.

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I don't want to get fat.

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You'd be skinny.

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Yeah, very fat.

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That's mean! Why are you so mean to me?

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I'm not mean.

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Yes, you are.

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You need to be nice to me.

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I'm nice. I'm a good brother.

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Number one.

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In the whole world.

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No. Probably.

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No.

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No? No. If you're nicer than me, yeah,
but you're not.

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You're not nice to me.

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I know what you can do.

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What?

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Come here, I'll tell you.

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What?

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You can do my laundry.

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That's really dirty. No!

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You do your own laundry.

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You're supposed to do that. You're a
boy.

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No, girls like doing chores and stuff.

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Not me.

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No.

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You don't play video games with me.

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Fucking video games. It's so boring.
That's for losers.

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I don't like just sitting around.

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Gamers.

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Gamers are fucking boring losers.

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What else?

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I don't play Truth or Dare.

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Truth or Dare?

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That's for, like, parties, not just for,
like, brother and sister. That's kind of

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weird. I don't know about that.

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I'm just fucking around.

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I mean, maybe we could play that.

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I don't know.

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Ask me.

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Truth or Dare?

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Truth.

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Did you have sex with Greg at the party
last week? Oh my god.

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Why would you ask me something like
that? Truth or dare?

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The answer got to answer it.

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Yeah. He's gross.

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He's so gross.

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I was drunk.

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I don't know.

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That's crazy.

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Whatever. Don't tell anyone about that.
I'm not.

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It's embarrassing.

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Okay, truth or dare? Dare.

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I dare you to jump off the roof.

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That's not fair. You can't do that.

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Yes, it's a dare. You have to do it.

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I'm not.

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Yes.

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You're crazy.

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You have to do it. It's a dare and it's
not even that high.

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I'm not.

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Shut up.

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Okay, fine.

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Then I... dare you to lick my armpit
what

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yeah what kind of dare is that you have
to do it it's easier than jumping

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off the roof so oh my god yeah fine

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it's stinky no it's not

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yeah

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I dare you to lick my

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foot.

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See what you get? That's what you get.

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It's so freaking dirty though.

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Just give up and I'll say I won.

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No. No.

133
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No. I'll do it.

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Dirty.

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Dirty?

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Ew.

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That's crazy.

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Ew.

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I'm never doing that again.

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That's crazy.

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Okay.

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Truth or dare?

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Dare.

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I dare you to let me look through your
phone.

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What? Yeah.

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Fine. Here you go.

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There's literally nothing in here.

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You get no bitches.

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Shut the fuck up. Shut up.

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Oh my god.

151
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This is so boring.

152
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Here, you can have that box.

153
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What's wrong with that?

154
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You're just a loser.

155
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Because I'm not talking to a bunch of
different girls?

156
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Yeah. Fucking loser.

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Truth or dare?

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Um, truth.

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Does Sarah have a crush on me?

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No.

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She thinks you're a fucking loser.

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For real?

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Yes. Why would she like you?

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She, like, heart-reacted, like, my
message the other day. That doesn't mean

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anything. Shut up! Shut up!

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God, you really think she had a crush on
you? Yes, I thought she kind of liked

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me. No.

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Of course not.

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Mom, let's...

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I don't like creators. She's stupid.

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Okay, whatever you say.

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00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,050
Um, truth or dare?

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Truth.

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Is it true that you have a micro-penis?

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What?

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You heard me.

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Is it true I have a micro-penis? Yeah.

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Who told you I have a micropenis?

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Nobody. What kind of stupid question is
that?

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You probably do.

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It's probably super little.

182
00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:36,510
Is there some rumor going around that I
have a micropenis?

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That's fucked up.

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That's... That's so fucked up. Loser.

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I bet you do.

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No, I don't.

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It's like... It's pretty big, actually.

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But it doesn't matter.

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Whatever you say.

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Alright, my turn.

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00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,480
Truth or dare?

192
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:04,800
Dare.

193
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:13,540
I dare you to take a look at it.

194
00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:15,580
What?

195
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:22,100
I dare you to take a look and see if
it's a micropenis or not.

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00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,400
I don't...

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00:11:39,930 --> 00:11:42,730
Oh my

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god!

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It's so big.

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00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,440
I told you.

201
00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,680
I told you.

202
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,100
Oh, my God.

203
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,660
I was not expecting that at all.

204
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,220
Do you want to apologize now?

205
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:13,120
I mean, yeah, I guess so. I'm sorry for
accusing you. That's right.

206
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,080
Having a micro-venous.

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00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,120
It's pretty big, right? It's really big.

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00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:20,180
Oh, my God.

209
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,140
Wow.

210
00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,040
In shock.

211
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What did you get?

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Uh, wow.

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There.

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I dare you to show me your stuff.

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My stuff?

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Yeah. Like, my tits?

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Or what?

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Bottoms.

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This is only fair.

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There.

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00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,190
You have micropenis.

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00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,450
I do.

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00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:16,470
Yes, you're right. It's way tinier than
mine. It is.

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Truth or dare?

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Why dare you to let me put

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it in my mouth?

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What?

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Why?

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I mean, it's really big.

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I don't want to put it in my mouth.

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Hmm?

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I don't know if that's... Come on.

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Please? Yeah, okay.

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You don't

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even...

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You're

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not worried I'm gonna, like, tell
anybody?

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I... hope you won't.

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It's so big

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It's like a nice wiener.

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Very, very nice.

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00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:28,450
Might be the biggest one I've ever seen.

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00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,430
That's crazy.

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I know.

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It's like messed up.

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Girls don't even want to talk to me.

247
00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:40,950
Yeah, it's sad.

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Surely help me out.

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I mean... Tell your friends, like, just
don't tell them how you know.

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00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:50,770
Okay.

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00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:53,790
Okay, I might be able to do that for
you.

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00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,420
Are you trying to get me to lick your
butthole?

253
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,060
Gross, but I will if you want me to. You
will?

254
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:30,560
Yeah. Okay.

255
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:35,540
Oh, fuck.

256
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:50,960
Craig said you did that to him, so...

257
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:53,500
He needs to shut the fuck up.

258
00:17:59,970 --> 00:18:01,750
Stop. Don't do that again.

259
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:03,210
Okay.

260
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:08,790
That does feel good.

261
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,350
You said it felt good.

262
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:40,830
That's, like, taking it a little too
far.

263
00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:46,890
You're my brother, like... That's kind
of weird. I mean, just come in my mouth,

264
00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:49,150
like... It's fine.

265
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:50,770
Just come in my mouth?

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00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:55,910
I mean, I do want you to, but... I don't
know.

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00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:59,530
Come on, hold my comments a little bit
or something.

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00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:06,150
I don't know, you know, like, I'm not on
birth control, and I just... Okay, but

269
00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:07,310
that's what I'm saying. I'm not gonna...

270
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:09,110
I can control myself.

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I'm just gonna lose.

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00:19:12,590 --> 00:19:13,590
Okay,

273
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fine.

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It's gonna hurt.

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It's not gonna hurt.

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00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:43,250
It's really big, though.

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Fuck, it's so big.

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Oh, my

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God.

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It's so good.

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We should do every day.